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Tuesday, April 30, 2002
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4/30/2002 09:45:00 PM
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JERUSALEM—In what theological and meteorological authorities are calling "a wrathful display of Old Testament proportions," the Lord Almighty re-flooded the Middle East Tuesday, making good on last week's threat to wipe the region clean if there was not an immediate halt to the bloodshed between Arabs and Jews.
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4/30/2002 08:48:00 PM
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4/30/2002 06:16:00 PM
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CNN -- [F]ormer Nixon White House Counsel and key Watergate player John Dean will take his stab at cracking Washington's mystery of the century, releasing "The Deep Throat Brief" as an e-book through online magazine publisher Salon in June.
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4/30/2002 01:02:00 PM
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(Northrop-Grumman/Reuters) -- Defense contractor Northrop Grumman won a contract worth $2.9 billion to design the DD-X, the lead ship in a new family of smaller U.S. destroyers, the U.S. Navy said April 29, 2002. The project replaces the $25 billion DD-21 program of land-attack destroyers that was scrapped last fall. The destroyer is shown in an artist's rendition.When I first looked at the photo my first thought was "USS Monitor." Of course the Monitor didn't have a helicoptor flying overhead.
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4/30/2002 10:22:00 AM
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NEW YORK (AP) - A couple who put their baby daughter on a strict vegetarian diet were charged with child endangerment after authorities found the girl last year weighing only half her normal weight, prosecutors said.Sure. Maltreatment is one thing. But a lifestyle... that's something entirely different, right? Why, we should all be ashamed for questioning someone's lifestyle.
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4/30/2002 08:18:00 AM
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4/30/2002 06:54:00 AM
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KARE/AP -- Saudi Arabia's foreign minister says he's been told by U.S. officials that there's no plan for a major attack on Iraq.Like they're actually going to tell the Saudis. Saudi Arabia is the birthplace of 15 out of 19 September 11 hijackers. Monday, April 29, 2002
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4/29/2002 10:07:00 AM
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Pioneer Press -- What role the intensely popular online game might have played in Shawn Woolley's death will be at the center of a lawsuit to be filed against Sony by a Miami attorney who specializes in high-profile national cases.When Shawn stopped taking care of himself, what did his family do? Woolley hopes that speaking about the circumstances of her son's death will bring awareness. She wants Sony to add warning labels to the game — that, she says, would be the goal of any lawsuit.No way a warning label would have made a difference to this guy. And the goal of the lawsuit is to get a warning label? When it's not about money, it's all about money. Sunday, April 28, 2002
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4/28/2002 06:05:00 PM
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4/28/2002 05:46:00 PM
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What might come out of this? Anti-gravity, for one thing. No, I don't know how to do it. But Michelson didn't know how to set off a nuclear bomb in 1887, or how to build a computer either. I think antigravity is a long shot, but it's not inconceivable. A much more likely outcome would be controlled conversion of mass into energy without using such crude and indirect approaches as fission or fusion. If we really know what mass is, and how mass/energy conversions take place, we might well come up with something completely new which makes that much more efficient and effective.[...] Simply because we can't tell now what a given piece of information will be used for is no reason to assume it's useless.I buy all this except if you apply that last sentence to most sports statistics. I don't care what any sports reporter or bookie says to the contrary. Saturday, April 27, 2002
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4/27/2002 10:19:00 PM
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4/27/2002 11:48:00 AM
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When Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah met with President Bush this week to discuss the violence in the Middle East, someone asked air traffic controllers to keep female flight controllers from handling his plane.How do you think Saudis would have reacted if Bush had flown to Riyadh and asked for a woman ATC?
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4/27/2002 11:37:00 AM
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Friday, April 26, 2002
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4/26/2002 12:45:00 PM
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Thank you for the enlightening Krispy Kreme ad on the April 24 front page. But there are two family-owned bakeries in my neighborhood, so I doubt I'll be gassing up the SUV to visit the new Maple Grove corporate franchise any time soon.This is just a guess on my part, but I'm willing to bet that the writer: A) Does not own an SUV, but instead, drives a little Spec; and B) would not walk inside a Krispy Kreme store even if it was located at the end of her block.
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4/26/2002 10:13:00 AM
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4/26/2002 08:08:00 AM
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"I can take C4 and put it in a shape charge and do it underwater and blow up everything imaginable.Jesse: Amusing. Self-centered, self-important. Nevertheless, amusing. Thursday, April 25, 2002
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4/25/2002 03:01:00 PM
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Channel 4000 -- The Senate passed a bill 54-8 Thursday that would require the recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance at least once a week in public and charter schools.Recitation is required. Unless you don't want to recite the pledge. So what's the point? in trying to please everyone, the Senate simply comes off as a bunch of lunatics who can't please anyone and who have way too much free time. "I'm patriotic." "Oh, yeah, I'm more patriotic." "Am not." "Am too!"
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4/25/2002 11:20:00 AM
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CHICAGO (AP) - A fan who had emergency brain surgery in January after being hit by a hockey puck sued the Chicago Blackhawks, the NHL and the United Center on Wednesday.Undisclosed = Lots and lots and lots. Maybe the NHL could have cage matches.
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4/25/2002 11:06:00 AM
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Parents have loudly objected to some of the lesson taught at the Big Lake High School. One textbook in particular has drawn a lot of attention. It’s called Oppression and Social Justice. Parents say it rails against white males and capitalism.Three days notice should be enough to cover tracks, hide evidence and draft a "you're racist and sexist for questioning us" response. What will the school district do if students videotape inside? Educate them?
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4/25/2002 08:10:00 AM
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Wired -- AOL Time Warner was rewarded in after-market trading Wednesday after it accomplished an earnings feat that few would have imagined possible.It's all in the accounting.
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4/25/2002 06:56:00 AM
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GAZA CITY, Gaza Strip (AP) -- The militant Hamas made an unusual appeal to Palestinian teen-agers in Gaza not to try to infiltrate Jewish settlements, after three youths were killed by Israeli soldiers in a failed attempt.Perhaps "infiltrate" doesn't completely explain what the boys were up to, as this New York Times article indicates: NYT -- "Don't cry for me. Bury me with my brothers, the martyrs. And visit my grave if you have time," 14-year-old Yusef Zaquot wrote.(I don't know about the age differences but I'm sure these two stories are about the same event.)
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4/25/2002 05:32:00 AM
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Problem is - for the terrorists - the Mall [of America in Bloomington] makes it hard to get a good body count. There are lots of open spaces to dissipate the blast, and even on a good day the most heavily trafficked areas are still lightly populated, because the place is so damned big. Not to say it wouldn’t be horrible; it would. It would also radicalize millions of otherwise moderate American moms, who thereafter wouldn’t give a tin fig if Damascus was turned into a rubble-heap that redlined Geiger counters in Norway. Wednesday, April 24, 2002
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4/24/2002 11:05:00 AM
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Harper's has a circulation of 215,000, [Lapham] said, and has trouble attracting advertising because of its audience's undesirable demographics.Demographics? Or content?
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4/24/2002 10:44:00 AM
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4/24/2002 07:41:00 AM
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4/24/2002 07:30:00 AM
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In any event, people actually camped out overnight Monday to be the first in line Tuesday morning to get one of these Krispy Kreme jobs. I didn't know what to make of that. On the one hand, I know that Krispy Kreme and its public relations agents have done a wonderful job of promotion. On the other hand, I found myself wishing that there was something in life that I would stand in line overnight to acquire.A woman I know (I'm too embarrassed to say "my wife") trekked out to the new shop. She only had to wait 90 minutes in line. That was after the shuttle bus ride from a remote parking lot to the store.
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4/24/2002 06:56:00 AM
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4/24/2002 05:23:00 AM
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Tuesday, April 23, 2002
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4/23/2002 10:33:00 AM
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4/23/2002 07:03:00 AM
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(AP) - Pope John Paul II bluntly said sex abuse by priests in the United States "was rightly considered a crime by society," telling American cardinals on Tuesday that there was no place in religious life for abusers.The U.S. Catholic population waits anxiously for the pontiff to declare murder and stealing rightly considered crimes.
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4/23/2002 06:58:00 AM
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Monday, April 22, 2002
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4/22/2002 04:50:00 PM
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Channel 4000/AP -- The head of the Minnesota Department of Transportation is asking General Motors to stop running a new television ad for the Cadillac Escalade sport utility vehicle.Trains don't stop on a dime? Don't all commercials show complete reality? Geez, the next thing you'll tell me is that the Dodge Ram isn't the real Mayor of Truckville.
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4/22/2002 07:33:00 AM
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4/22/2002 07:18:00 AM
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How to Stuff a Wild Enron -- Everyone blames too little regulation for the Enron mess, but maybe the culprit was too much
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4/22/2002 05:37:00 AM
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Sunday, April 21, 2002
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4/21/2002 07:49:00 PM
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4/21/2002 02:27:00 PM
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4/21/2002 09:59:00 AM
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France. Rolling countryside. Sprawling vineyards. Quaint cafes.The SNL staff is on the ball. Now, if only they could make Chris Kattan funny.
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4/21/2002 09:23:00 AM
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4/21/2002 09:15:00 AM
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So far no reported deaths or injuries, thank God. But this, this makes my blood boil:I just... When I see one of our nation's most precious resources threatened... When are we going to wake up, people? You think Mother Earth is going to stop at breaking a few bottles? You think the breweries and distilleries and wineries of America are safe? In your little dream-world, maybe! We have to stop this menace, and stop it now. I am writing my congresswoman. Maybe we could develop like a gigantic stapler to hold the tectonic plates together, something like that. Maybe slip a paper clip the size of Arizona under there. Or I suppose liquor companies could just put everything in shatter-resistant plastic bottles, but that would be kind of a hassle. Saturday, April 20, 2002
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4/20/2002 11:19:00 PM
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VENTURA, Calif. - A low-flying F-4 crashed Saturday during an air show at the Point Mugu Naval Air Weapons station, killing its two crew members, U.S. Navy officials said.But here is (to me, anyway) the strange part of the story: The jet was a QF-4 Phantom II, assigned to the Naval Air Weapons Test Squadron at Point Mugu. The Q designation means the plane is used as a target by the Navy, Vasquez said.Pilots in a target aircraft?
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4/20/2002 05:06:00 PM
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NEW YORK (AP) - Roman Catholic Cardinal Edward Egan wrote in a letter to parishioners Saturday that he apologizes "if, in hindsight," he made any mistakes in handling sex abuse allegations against priests.During the sacrament of reconciliation (confession), the penitent must be sincere. Egan's comments don't strike me as sincere but simply damage control.
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4/20/2002 05:01:00 PM
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I see quotes and pithy phrases thrown about like so much confetti. People use them as a substitute for thinking, or think that the quote, once used, should end all discussion and debate once and for all. They become a crutch that hobbles the mind, until all the person can do is string together some buzzwords and catchphrases together into a semi-coherent thought, bereft of any real meaning.There's more but these parts I liked best.
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4/20/2002 03:25:00 PM
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4/20/2002 02:35:00 PM
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9-11 was excuse to go to 'war' [Appearing on the Minneapolis StarTribune commentary page today.]You don't expect to hear about the families in the Western press? The press that shouts "torture" when describing the conditions of the Camp X-Ray detainees (who were never tortured) or the press that screams "massacre" without any concrete evidence of what happened in Jenin. The entire brunt of this "war," so far, has been on Afghanistan and its people, though not a single Afghani was among the 19 perpetrators Sept. 11. We forget that this campaign against Afghanistan was not a war of liberation of Afghan women; nor is it a war for "freedom"; rather it was a campaign for other motives, some of the most important motives likely unacknowledged.The U.S. didn't attack Afghanistan or the Afghan people. The U.S. attached the Al-Qaida terrorists living in the mountains and caves of Afghanistan. Now that Al-Qaida and the Taliban don't rule Afghanistan, do you think the Afghans are better or worse off? Not a single high-level mention has ever been made of possible action against Saudi Arabia and Egypt, which were home to the perpetrators.At least you're correct about one thing. While the administration will not acknowledge officially any innocent civilian death toll in Afghanistan, credible (sic) sources monitoring the war make it clear that the civilian death toll, just from the bombing, far exceeds the Sept. 11 death toll -- and this in a country about the size of Texas with only 8 percent of the U.S. population.Afghan civilian casualties have been grossly overstated. No one mentions that Al-Qaida, like all terrorist groups, will never be eradicated -- that the policy to bomb violence out of existence will achieve only the objective of making certain that violence will continue to be a way of life far into the future.Does arresting bank robbers cause more bank robberies? Some of us seem to harbor the naive notion that Al-Qaida, and others like it, are incapable of continuation-of-government initiatives. Likely they are masters of it, and we simply imitators. They are masters of stealth, and in this era of the Internet and a shrunken world, will always be several steps ahead of the law. Stamp out one cell, and another will spring up . . . or two or three.Wage peace and justice. Love your enemies - it drives them mad, etc. What is waging justice? Making strong statements? Singing songs? Apparently, yes, that's all some people think it should take. Who was it who said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"?It was Franklin D. Roosevelt. The same Franklin D. Roosevelt who brought about the defeat of the Nazis. Just how do you think he waged peace and justice? Or was there no peace in justice in Europe after 1945? Friday, April 19, 2002
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4/19/2002 07:47:00 PM
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Israel. Sadly, I don't care about Jenin at all. I don't know if I'm being a hypocrite that I don't care about one side's alleged war crimes (although there is absolutely no proof). If you are going to win a war/battle you need to do what you need to do. If the Palestinians mined the roads, then go through the houses. Next time they'll think twice about mining roads. If you smuggle explosives in ambulances, then don't let them in. Next time they'll think twice. Saddam gets away with so much shit because he knows Americans won't hurt civilians. He can store all this chem/bio weapons under hospitals/schools/mosques knowing we won't hit them. Not the Israelis. That is why I respect the Israelis.Well said.
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4/19/2002 02:20:00 PM
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(Reuters) -- A California state appeals court has ruled it is not libel to call someone a "skank" or even a "big skank" on the radio -- describing the word as "a derogatory slang term of recent vintage that has no generally recognized meaning."
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4/19/2002 07:52:00 AM
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We keep sending people to the Legislature who intend to save us from ourselves. Our roads aren't getting built and our budget isn't getting balanced, but hours are spent defeating a bill that would permit Minnesotans to blow off firecrackers a few times a year.
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4/19/2002 07:37:00 AM
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4/19/2002 06:53:00 AM
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DEBATE RAGES: Should we call them suicide bombers, homicide bombers, fragheads, Islamakazies, or splodeydopes?I think suicide bombers is the best term. Thursday, April 18, 2002
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4/18/2002 01:44:00 PM
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If a ballpark eventually is built behind Target Center, the development potential in that area would be unbelievable.How's that? Oh, it's 20 years later and we're not supposed to remember that the only economic development that occurred around the Metrodome was a bar and restaurant named Hubert's. We have a number of great construction companies in this area such as Kraus-Anderson, Ryan, Mortenson, Opus, Bor-son, Knutson, Adolfson & Peterson and others.The Twins owner doesn't want to pay for a new stadium. The taxpayers don't want to pay for a new stadium. Few legislators want to pay for a new stadium. So construction companies are going to do it? They also could contribute a lot from a civic standpoint if they could get together and become involved financially in helping this stadium become a reality. Maybe they could build it at cost.The construction companies can just pay themselves to build a new stadium. Starting tomorrow, I am going to pay myself an annual salary of $10 million. Furthermore, most of them are looking for work and you would think the unions would get involved because of the jobs a new stadium would provide.You'd think that, wouldn't you. Things are not progressing well at the Legislature.And when things don't progress with the construction companies and unions, you can point out how it's in the best interest of churches and schools to finance a new stadium. If the those two groups foolishly reject the notion, you can hit up boy scouts and girl scouts. What scout doesn't enjoy a nice outdoor ball game? My friend Jesse Ventura, the esteemed governor, keeps repeating that we aren't going to have a stadium unless the Twins pay for half of it.Was Ventura your friend when he was a professional wrestler? Well, governor, your plan would have the state of Minnesota pay nothing because you are asking the Twins to come up with $165 million and then have the interest on that $165 million pay for the state's $165 million share.Maybe that's Ventura's polite way of telling you he's not paying for the stadium. Minnesota voters have made a statement by setting an attendance record of 93,000 for the Twins' first three home games.Then why is a new stadium needed in the first place? Most of the proposed plans are for smaller, boutique, stadiums. But all of this doesn't affect the thinking of some of the great geniuses we have in St. Paul who might have to worry about their political future next November if the Twins are eliminated by contraction.This ain't Chicago, Sid. You only get to vote once.
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4/18/2002 01:03:00 PM
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4/18/2002 12:29:00 PM
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4/18/2002 11:14:00 AM
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4/18/2002 10:07:00 AM
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Excite/Reuters News-- Japanese tourists Yuji Nakano and Mina Takashi sit in the damaged Madbasseh square in the Old City of Bethlehem as they try to visit the Church of Nativity April 17, 2002. The pair were so engrossed in their guide book they did not notice they had wandered into a war zone. It was only when news photographers in flak jackets and helmets spotted the oblivious couple and pointed out the bullet-pocked buildings and military hardware that they decided to call off their trip to the Christian shrine.Click on the link to see the picture.
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4/18/2002 09:48:00 AM
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Wednesday, April 17, 2002
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4/17/2002 10:47:00 AM
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Reluctant as I am to do so, I must register a few words on what the Sun has done right. Those words are ‘printing,’ ‘choice of paper stock,’ and ‘ink selection.’ My driver, regrettably, fell ill this morning with a case of the “Labatt’s Splats,” as he termed it. I was forced to travel by subway to the office, and was pressed into unnervingly close proximity to persons I would rather not have met. Their crowding prevented me from unfolding and reading the Sun for the duration of the trip, something I suppose I should have thanked them for but did not. At the end of my trip, spent clutching the paper tightly, I discovered my hands to be remarkably free of ink. I hereby compliment the Sun on its use of low-rub and rub-free inks, and needlessly thick newsprint.Stoll should be flattered.
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4/17/2002 09:11:00 AM
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The United States is for democracy and order, not necessarily always in that order. It is against threats to this of any sort. It is against all forms of fascism, including Islamic. It is against those who would seek to destroy democratic nations or to drive the United States from its position in the world as the paramount protector of democracy. It regards those who are friendly to these aims as friends and those who are inimical to them as enemies.This isn't warmongering. It's not jingoism. Nor is it daisy-cutter love. It's not about religion. It's about right and wrong and thinking clearly. The only change I'd make would be to replace "Iraq" with "Iraq and Saudi Arabia."
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4/17/2002 07:15:00 AM
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TAMPA, Fla. (AP) - The family of a 15-year-old boy who crashed a stolen plane into a Tampa high-rise is suing the maker of the acne drug Accutane for $70 million, accusing the medicine of prompting her son's suicide.I'm a little tired this morning. Who can I blame? I'd really like to have someone give me a whole lot of money. Maybe a big auto manufacturer; they have lots of dough. What could a car company possibly have to do with me being tired? Well, I've driven a car. The Food and Drug Administration says 147 people taking Accutane either committed suicide or were hospitalized for suicide attempts from 1982 to May 2000. An estimated 13 million patients have used Accutane since its debut in 1982. [147 out of 13 million is about 0.00113077 percent. Think that's statistically significant?] Tuesday, April 16, 2002
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4/16/2002 12:40:00 PM
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4/16/2002 11:57:00 AM
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4/16/2002 11:49:00 AM
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ATLANTA (AP) -- A dreamer looking to win the $325 million Big Game lottery is 16 times more likely to get killed driving to the gas station to buy a ticket than to actually win the prize.So buying a ticket is bad judgment? ...who nevertheless held a ticket himself.Perhaps only if you're not a stuck up statistician. "If you don't have a ticket, your odds drop to zero," reasoned Glenn Gosselin of Springfield, Mass.
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4/16/2002 10:36:00 AM
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PARIS (Reuters) - French driving students may soon have to wait 24 hours before finding out test results because too many candidates are attacking examiners who fail them on the spot.
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4/16/2002 08:27:00 AM
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4/16/2002 08:03:00 AM
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For the most part, I agree with ole' George Washington when it comes to political parties. You either have your country's, state's or municipality's best interests at heart, or you're merely out to get "your guys" into office so you can get "your judges" appointed to push your freakin agenda instead of "theirs". They're all the same, guys. The only differences between them are the perceptions you have of them.
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4/16/2002 07:43:00 AM
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A CFIT accident is one in which an otherwise-serviceable aircraft, under control of the crew, is flown (unintentionally) into terrain, obstacles or water, with no prior awareness on the part of the crew of the impending collision.This definition may be somewhat different in other parts of the world, such as the Mid-East. Monday, April 15, 2002
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4/15/2002 08:34:00 PM
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4/15/2002 08:05:00 PM
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NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - Parents who use humor, rather than sarcasm, to resolve the inevitable conflicts that arise during their child's adolescent years may have children who are better able to regulate their own emotions during difficult situations, new study findings suggest.I'll save this for my sons. But I know what they'll say: "But Dad, the story says 'humor' and that's not what you have."
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4/15/2002 06:13:00 PM
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4/15/2002 06:02:00 PM
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4/15/2002 12:20:00 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) -- American aircraft attacked an air defense site in southern Iraq Monday in response to hostile Iraqi fire, U.S. officials said.
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4/15/2002 12:12:00 PM
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John Hawkins: If and when do you see the United States hitting Iraq? How do you think it'll work out?
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4/15/2002 08:00:00 AM
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4/15/2002 06:58:00 AM
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American Express is marketing the "black card," which comes with 24-hour access to a personal concierge, as the ultimate trophy and available only to some customers who spend more than $150,000 on another of the company's cards.
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4/15/2002 05:56:00 AM
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Sunday, April 14, 2002
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4/14/2002 01:45:00 PM
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Saturday, April 13, 2002
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4/13/2002 11:14:00 PM
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Reuters -- "I know in my heart that he won the race," said Randy Fleischer, an attorney in Broward County who supports Gore for the nomination in 2004. "He won before and he'll win again."Gore won? Randy, if that's all it takes to make you happy, why don't you just say you won the election? Wouldn't that be even more exciting?
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4/13/2002 11:05:00 PM
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4/13/2002 10:57:00 PM
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4/13/2002 04:58:00 PM
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PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) - A tree sitter in the Mount Hood National Forest fell 150 feet to the ground, was badly injured and died before rescue crews could reach the remote site.Paperwork can be a real killer.
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4/13/2002 09:39:00 AM
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RAMALLAH, West Bank (AP) - Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat on Saturday expressed his "deep condemnation" of terrorism and a Jerusalem suicide bombing the day before, in a statement apparently intended to satisfy U.S. demands.The statement was in Arabic, which is what Bush has been calling for. I'm condeming high winds and hail. Which of us will have a greater effect?
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4/13/2002 12:06:00 AM
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Friday, April 12, 2002
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4/12/2002 11:53:00 PM
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WASHINGTON (AP) - The Internal Revenue Service mistakenly paid out more than $30 million to tax filers seeking nonexistent slavery tax credits in 2000 and 2001, according to a Treasury Department investigation.
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4/12/2002 08:42:00 PM
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4/12/2002 03:07:00 PM
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Washington Post -- Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-Ga.) is calling for an investigation into whether President Bush and other government officials had advance notice of terrorist attacks on Sept. 11 but did nothing to prevent them. She added that "persons close to this administration are poised to make huge profits off America's new war."
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4/12/2002 09:32:00 AM
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I suspect a lot of seniors are now wondering, "What am I going to do when I graduate and enter the 'real world'?"A valid question. Here are some thoughts on the yuppie path too many take after college.Why do I already have the feeling that yuppie = bad. There are two basic patterns to everyday life in the "real world" for most college seniors turned young urban (or suburban) professionals or yuppies. The first is obvious and widely recognized—the second far less so.College didn't have monotonous schedule? Go to class, skip a class, stay up late studying, go out drinking with friends. It's just not 9 to 5. Sometimes you stay up all night studying. Or drinking beer. What is so bad about spending what your earn? In college you work and spend little on anything but necessities (books, tuition, beer and pizza, not necessarily in that order). Is there a problem with expecting income to be proportional with hard work? The Soviets weren't big fans of that theory and look what it got them: "They pretend to pay us and we pretend to work." Work more, get paid more. What a concept. Come on, there are only so many professional baseball jobs out there where you can hardly work and get paid a lot. Note the use of "SUV." Those who hate success will always use that term instead of "vehicle" or "car." A car is a necessary evil, at best. But an SUV was designed and built by the devil himself. Most college seniors who make this conventional transition from the relatively frugal college student's life to the life of the work-and-spend yuppie embrace it, no matter how much they occasionally grumble about being overworked. The speed and ease of this embrace is not too surprising when we consider the vast armies of corporate advertisers and marketers dedicated to keeping young professionals running on the treadmill.Students are frugal by choice? Sure. If students were paid to go to college they wouldn't actually spend that money. It's not until the marriage-home-kids nexus eventually develops, though, that most yuppies become fully ensconced in the work-spend cycle—whether one parent stays home or not. This nexus (usually settled in suburbia)—with its accompanying, endless chatter about home improvements, relationships and kids—is the work-spend lifestyle prescription for a happy, healthy life outside of work.Of course, none of us deliberately chooses a family lifestyle. It's all just Madison Avenue cramming it down our mindless consumer throats, right? Suburbia, in an academic's mind is another level of hell. Poisonous pools of filth, fire, thirst, screaming, agony, a manicured lawn with a swing set for the kids and a patio for the adults. Yep, suburbia is just a terrible place. If only there were a way to include noisy neighbors immediate above and below your bedroom the picture of suffering would be complete. Sounds delightful, doesn't it? It might be if it were not such a contrived and insulated life. This life is contrived because it is less the reflective practice of free individuals than the taken-for-granted product of years of aggressive marketing. It is hardly authentic, but it is highly profitable for home builders, furniture, toy makers and many others. This lifestyle is insulated because there is little if anything in it which connects yuppies to the wider world.Ah yes, a contrived lifestyle. If it's popular, it has to be bad. Yes, I remember when I was first out of college. I went over to Home Depot and asked for family package number 17. And tell me about financing, please. Plan 17 includes a wife, two children, a house and two cars. There's a discount for each additional garage stall you add. I also paid extra to add a hamster for the younger child and a Sony PlayStation for the older one. Bicycles are not available in any of the packages. The yuppie counsel feels they don't pollute enough nor require enough plastic and chemicals in the manufacturing process. Besides, you had a bike in college, didn't you? Don't want the consumers to remember how good they had it as frugal, macaroni and cheese five nights a week, students. Note: there is hope for the academics: my children will choose mac and chesse over steak, tofu, vegetables, rice or anything you can get at the Mifflin Street Coop. Five nights a week. The irony then is that this "real world" disconnects yuppies from the real world. The salesman's SUV does not carry a sign daily reminding the yuppie of her weekly contribution to global warming. Home Depot's furniture is branded with a trademark, but no mark that the yuppie's escalating home improvements contribute to tearing down old growth and rain forests. The label on Gap clothes does not remind the yuppie parents how their kids' jeans were made by kids laboring in sweatshops. That would not be profitable.Yuppies live in the "real world." Graduate students live in the real world. Of course, not every yuppie falls into the work-spend treadmill in private circles of family and friends. Indeed, some consciously construct alternative paths which connect them to the wider world as responsible citizens rather than as traveling professionals or tourists. However, until we can mobilize enough people to make such a real world lifestyle as common and appealing as the work-spend cycle, most college seniors will continue to follow the marketers' profitable prescription.That marketers' prescription controls everything I do. I asked my neighbor how he was able to procure a Honda Accord instead of an SUV. A look of panic came over him and he asked me who wanted to know. I said that I was thinking of a replacement for my Volkswagen. The marketing people have forced auto dealerships to stop selling small, efficient cars. When I went car shopping I could only find large SUVs. At one time there was a luxury tax on the price of a vehicle over forty thousand dollars. I hear it's been replaced by a tax on SUVs that get more than 17 mpg. (The proceeds from this tax go for marketing scholarships at private colleges.) You can save money on vehicles with extra cup holders. Even more if those cup holders are the rectangular kind that will hold children's juice boxes. (Paul Lachelier is a doctoral student in the UW-Madison Sociology Department. He is currently doing research in Boston on what happens to college activists after college.)Thank you, Paul, for showing us the error of our ways. If only we could all attend college, then go to graduate school to study our own lifestyles. Let me guess: you're planning to be a professor so you can keep riding your yellow community owned bike long after you graduate. Thursday, April 11, 2002
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4/11/2002 06:17:00 PM
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4/10/2002 04:58:00 PM
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KARE11 -- Governor Ventura says he should be considered a candidate for re-election until he says otherwise.And until he turns invisible we can still see him. Ventura also says that, so far, he hasn't gotten any offers from the private sector that would tempt him not to run.Like an average baseball player or a mediocre college coach, he'll just go where the money is.
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4/10/2002 04:41:00 PM
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4/10/2002 02:57:00 PM
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Several readers passed on this joke:Also today: Meanwhile, Iran's Islamic Republic News Agency reports that "Christians from Norway are on their way to Palestinian towns to act as human shields for ambulances and accompany civilians in the midst of the Israeli invasion." No word whether the Norwegians will also try to protect Jews by riding buses, attending weddings or going shopping in Israel.
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4/10/2002 12:51:00 PM
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Channel 4000/AP -- Counterfeit sports collectibles and forged athlete autographs have been a consistent problem in recent years as the sports memorabilia market continues to blossom.
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4/10/2002 10:56:00 AM
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WASHINGTON (AP) - The Interior Department is changing its policies and retraining employees on use of government-issued credit cards after an audit found employees used them to pay their rent, withdraw money at casinos and buy jewelry and furniture.Retraining employees? On how to use a business credit card? Good grief, what's that going to cost? Try this: "Under no circumstances is this card to be used for personal purposes. You may be fired for doing so." That's 50% of the problem right there. Then you tell the managers: "You must review your employees' purchases. You will be held responsible for misuse of their cards." Almost three-quarters of the department's 79,000 workers have government credit cards, and the agency's inspector general found myriad problems with use and oversight.Maybe it would be just more efficient to leave piles of cash sitting around. There would be just as much theft but no one would have to pretend to do the paperwork associated with card purchases. Interior spokesman John Wright said Tuesday the department is working to solve problems identified in the audit, which was completed in late December.This gem is included deep in the article: The audit was completed a year after the Clinton administration gave the Interior Department a "Hammer Award" for good management of its credit card system. The award was part of then-Vice President Al Gore's "reinventing government" savings campaign.
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4/10/2002 08:02:00 AM
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Mpls StarTribune -- WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A federal grand jury charged an attorney and three other people Tuesday with helping a blind sheik send directives to an Egyptian terrorist group from his Rochester, Minn., prison cell.She might support the beliefs of an Islamic terrorist. Others have said it but it's worth repeating here: would she be interested in some Islamic-style justice for suspected collaborators for herself? Tuesday, April 09, 2002
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4/09/2002 05:09:00 PM
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And I'm still waiting for Chomsky -- or somebody -- to denounce Saddam Hussein as a baby-killer for stopping oil shipments. After all, we were savaged for supposedly starving Iraqi children simply by limiting the amount of oil being shipped. He's stopped it entirely. And all we hear from the oil-embargo critics is the sound of silence.
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4/09/2002 12:44:00 PM
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Channel 4000/AP -- Bidding for a used piece of gum chewed by Arizona Diamondbacks outfielder Luis Gonzalez has topped more than $3,200.Yes, the story goes on to explain that proceeds benefit student athletics at a small Arizona high school. But, geez, used gum? Think the winner of the auction might want to remain anonymous?
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4/09/2002 10:16:00 AM
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NEW YORK (AP) -- The husband of a money manager who died in the Sept. 11 terrorist attack on the World Trade Center sued American Airlines and an airport security firm for [50 million dollars] on Monday.
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4/09/2002 08:37:00 AM
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4/09/2002 08:15:00 AM
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4/09/2002 07:56:00 AM
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What's bothering many women is a recent story in the Tribune about forced sterilization in Highland Park as a way to control the births of unwanted young.Read on. So let's just ask the tough question:. It's about deer. Or is that all? "I think it's long in coming that women feel like this," said Diane Hughes, a reader who lives in the suburb of Norridge.Kass explains why does, rather than bucks, are sterilized. And it's not some sort of misogynistic plan: It doesn't make scientific sense to sterilize the bucks, she said, because a frisky buck will travel miles and miles for recreational purposes. In other words, the local does still can be impregnated by the buck version of traveling salesmen.
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4/09/2002 07:40:00 AM
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(AP) - U.S. officials say there has been little or no sign of bin Laden since last December. There is speculation that he escaped into Pakistan or another country; that he remains in Afghanistan; or that he is dead.Well, excluding any chance of him taking a spacecraft to the moon, that pretty much covers all the options. Rumsfeld said it was "interesting to me" that no bin Laden videotape has surfaced in months.He's got to be dead or maimed. There's no way he'd keep silent so long on purpose. Monday, April 08, 2002
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4/08/2002 06:04:00 PM
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E Online -- According to reports out of the South American country, Rio's tourism agency, Riotur, has asked its legal counsel to file a civil lawsuit (in a U.S. court) against the network over the March 31 Simpsons installment, "Blame it on Lisa."
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4/08/2002 03:06:00 PM
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The [Minnesota] Legislature, stalled on a variety of fronts down the session's homestretch, is asking the [Minnesota] Twins [ballclub] to quit hedging on the ballpark bill and toss out a figure of how much the team is willing to put upfront to get state support for a new stadium.Here's a hint: think of a donut, an innertube or a hula hoop and you'll have a pretty good idea what smilin' Carl is willing to pony up.
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4/08/2002 12:56:00 PM
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4/08/2002 09:40:00 AM
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4/08/2002 07:26:00 AM
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BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) - Saddam Hussein announced Monday that Iraq would cut oil exports for 30 days, or until Israel withdraws from Palestinian territories.How about a Western boycott of Arab oil? Don't buy any more until the terrorism stops.
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4/08/2002 07:19:00 AM
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